Do it for the vine, Harry
My name is Jamie and I like to think that I'm funny. This is my face. I curse a lot and I talk too much.
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takemeback-:

How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…

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neil-gaiman:

An ice bucket challenge. Mine. In a novelty bowtie. On the beach. With Death…

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

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belinsky:

#the most important shot ever filmed in modern cinema

belinsky:

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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Somebody actually wrote into a newspaper and pretended to be the real life modern equivalent of Severus Snape somebody actually did that I am howling oh my god

That’s it it’s time for bed I’m checking out goodnight