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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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I’m running on two hours of sleep and I have to go to the shop for a fucking safety thing and life is deliciously confusing at the moment but very good

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

untrustyou:

Lionat Natalia Petri

untrustyou:

Lionat Natalia Petri

charleskinbote:

"melted butter"

school started ha

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos

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