Captain Coffee H. Watson
My name is Jamie and sometimes I do things like write and make bad jokes and look like Martin Freeman. This is my face. I'm taken by a gorgeous girl with a Latin name, diamond eyes, and porcelain skin. I curse a lot and I talk too much. It's all fine.
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Dogs Howling

getsherlock:

if irene adler comes back, i want her to come back w/ a girlfriend and no romantic feelings towards sherlock bc he’s old news

ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

(Source: desolateplace)

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

pinkminiaturevespa:

uh.. ok.. i was thinking that old-timey-pirate-pearl had long hair at some point.. and rose cut it for her..

(Source: kawaiilluminatii)

(Source: squidwurd)

emmyc:

sketchamagowza:

WOAH. 
animated in only two days… FOR FUN.

music by Neil Cicierega 

drawings by Emmy Cicierega

animation by Shmorky 

omg

butts-of-johnlock:

how he do that?

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

(Source: lolgifs.net)