"Come on, you can do better than that!": Archive

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I MOTHERFUCKIN' LOVE KINGS OF LEON.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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That awkward moment during Oregon Trail when one...

Did anyone else play this game when they were younger? Everyone used to be obsessed with it at my school. We’d always name our little wagon-mates after our friends. We’d cheer when we floated across a river and fake cried when one of us died. Usually deaths were caused by random ass snake bites, cholera, or some shit called dysentery. I had no idea what it was back then…and...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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After 17 years, I'm finally getting comfortable...

Dec 31st

My 900th post is dedicated to the 2 new followers...

inthesunsun and wellisthatso! THANK YOU AND HAPPY FRIGGIN’ NEW YEAR!

Dec 31st

Some people are just meant to be forever alone.

Dec 30th

erinwho- replied to your post:i didn’t know...

HOW CAN YOU NOT? He’s the sexiest 22nd century man I’ve ever seen!

Dec 30th

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Phil of the [Sexy] Future

Alright, admit it. You had a crush on this guy right here when you were younger. All my 90’s Disney channel girls, you know what’s up. This is Phil. Phil. Phil of the Future. I don’t know about you, but I loved him so much and I loved that show. I really wish Ricky Ullman became a bigger actor, I haven’t heard about him in ages. Plus, I really want to see what he...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've... →

Dec 30th

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“You don’t have to feel like a waste of space. You’re original,...”

– Katy Perry [Firework]

Dec 30th

there is no such thing as coincidence.

…but there IS such a thing as a coinkidink.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Sirius Black-ness

Me: tHuG Liif3. Phuck bitchez get m0n3y$$
Flamm: Hiding from your blackness
Me: You can't hide...it's pretty serious. SIRIUS BLACK-NESS LOL.
Flamm: LOLOL I saw that coming..

Dec 29th

allodile: So Flynn from Disney’s Tangled, Looks like the lovechild of these two:

Dec 29th

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Yeah, okay.

Dec 29th

Ask me things, you sexy people.

I’m sick and bored and I’m watching that 70’s show.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Watching the Food Network. Specifically Unwrapped.

They’re showing how they make those chocolate cookie dough bites that they sell in the movie theaters. They were talking about how they were putting the chocolate on them and the host goes, “And the chocolate rolls around in the tumbler.” …THE TUMBLR? THE TUMBLR?!

Dec 28th

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My Wife and Kids : The Rant.

Alright, so this show popped up on Nick @ Nite about a few months ago, yeah? I’ve heard of it, hadn’t really watched it. It just seemed like the typical Nick @ Nite show about another dysfunctional family and the kids and the parents and the blah blah blah. So I didn’t think much of it. One night I couldn’t sleep and it was on so I thought, why the fuck not? And I watched...

Dec 28th

Dear lord, I feel like such complete shit.

My hair is oily and my hands are clammy and my stomach’s squirming and all I want to do is play with legos. Who hates being sick? THIS GIRL.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

2 new followers today!

Thank you guys! :]

Dec 27th

HARRY POTTER MINDFUCK.

So I was lurking around on the Internet and found out some interesting information. Apparently, Sirius Black’s bank vault in Gringotts is Vault 711. Let the record show that I was born on the 7th day of the 11th month. Yes, my birthday is November 7th. I find this fact totally awesome. Padfoot, I salute you.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

meganmileusnic replied to your post: FEEL BETTER

Dec 27th

Everyone's getting a stomach bug around here.

At first, I was like YEAH BITCHES, I FEEL FINE! NONE OF THAT FOR ME! ROCK ON! But then I woke up today feeling like shit.

Dec 27th

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I'M SO HUNGRY BUT IT'S TOO LATE TO EAT.

Or…is it too early?

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I can't wait to be a senior, dude.

Junior year is halfway over and I can’t fucking WAIT for my last year of high school. There’s been way too many projects, a fuckton of work, not to mention SATs/ACTs and basically figuring out what I want to do with my life… Not that it hasn’t been great. I’ve made amazing friends, had some of the best times of my life, and learned to like love who I am. But...

Dec 27th

Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh...

endlessmagic:

Dec 27th

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“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!”

– Audrey Hepburn

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I want to be Chuckie Finster for Halloween.

Dec 27th

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That awkward moment when you realize that Phil and...

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Be who you want to be and more power to ya, Betty DeVille, but we can see right through you. The shirt makes it a little obvious, honey.

Dec 27th

Watching the Rugrats movie.

FUCKIN’ DILL KEEPS STEALING THE FUCKIN BLANKET AND TOMMY’S GONNA FEED HIM TO THE MONKEYS! OH DAMN OH DAMN HOLD UP ….. THEY’RE HUGGING NOW? WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? AW SHIAT, THAT’S A LOT OF THUNDER. CHUCKIE WATCH THE FUCK OUT, YOU’RE SCARED OF ERRYTHANG. WATCH. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Dec 27th