December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Goin' to Flamm's house for New Years.
which means I won’t be on that much later, so I’ll say now…. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
Dec 31st
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thehalfbloodgranger: Tumblr doesn’t tell Sirius Black to uninstall missing e. Sirius Black tells missing e to uninstall tumblr.
Dec 31st
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akisleepo: you know who i think should be president dog
Dec 31st
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I’m just sitting here giggling because David Karp keeps wanting me to delete missing e and is threatening to take my brain cells because ~*the staff said so*~ GOD TUMBLR, LIGHTEN UP. IT’S NEW YEARS.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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thesilvercrickets: jesus christ this is fucking cute
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: what's the problem with Jewish stuff?
Dec 31st
Watching Bridesmaids with family friends.
The night just got better.
Dec 31st
Aaand once again,
going to be missing in action all night because we have yet another batch of family friends visiting. Looooovely. Be back later.
Dec 30th
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Yesterday: Saw Sherlock movie with Jordan and Taylor Forced Jordan and Taylor to watch BBC Sherlock Stayed up till 2am watching Sherlock and fangirl with them Fall asleep quoting Sherlock Today: Wake up at 10 Go back to sleep Wake up and quote Sherlock again Go to breakfast without Taylor because she’s lazy Come back and play Skyrim/other games Complain about how tired we are I...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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In which Reggie loves my foot in her face and Jordan concentrates heavily on Skyrim.
Dec 30th
GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE DAMNIT, CALL ME IN ALREADY. GOTTA PEEEEE
Dec 29th
I am not fond of the doctor's office.
“Here drink 2 bottles of water and then hold it in. You can’t go to the bathroom until we do a test where we’ll be pushing down on your bladder and making you have to pee even more. LOL U MAD?” That’s how I heard it, at least. URGH.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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okay I should have been asleep hours ago
but I couldn’t fall asleep and then bro time but now I can fall asleep so  goodnight
Dec 29th
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the-girlwhoblogged started following you Whoohoo! And I’m lovin’ that URL.
Dec 29th
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There is a place where magic happens.
A place where money is limitless, Snape actually shampoos his hair, and laughter runs out of the faucets like water. There is a place where bros can be bros, and can frolic in their own brilliance, and drown in their own hilarity. A place for friendship. A place for shameless self-worship. And a place for…really really good looking people. A place called stale pants.
Dec 29th
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I feel bad for people
that aren’t friends with me or Kate.
Dec 29th
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In which Jamie drowns in her own hilarity.
Jamie: i just want to spray paint dicks all over the black family tapestry
Jamie: is that so much to ask
Jamie: like oprah
Jamie: YOU GET A DICK ON YOUR FACE!
Jamie: AND YOU GET A DICK ON YOUR FACE!
Jamie: AND YOU GET A DICK ON YOUR FACE!
Kate: EVERYONE GETS A DICK ON THEIR FACE
Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: I saw Sex and the City was on today and I watched the whole movie from the beginning.
Dec 29th
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hey guys jamie watches sex in the city
messrmoonylupin: mock her I’M GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP 
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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bowtiesandbaskerville asked: OMG Oren started singing your Christmas Carol on the train today. It was très amusant.
Dec 29th
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calzonesinidiotville: ketchup-catsup: wearingraincoats: The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source) Paul McCartney: celery  this is the greatest thing
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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my otp is me and quesadillas
Dec 29th
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thebrettclancy replied to your post: This actually isn’t that bad. The twins are… they traditionally have smelled you in the past? I give them my hand-me-downs (because I’m an only child) and apparently I smell nice so yes, in the past, the first thing they do is run in, hug me, and take a good whiff of my shirt.  Thankfully, they are older now and have stopped sniffing my clothing.
Dec 29th
This actually isn’t that bad. The twins are actually pretty fun to hang out with now. And they didn’t smell me this time.
Dec 29th
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HAH. RELATIVES ARE 20 MINUTES LATE.
HAAAAAAAH.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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iarisefromdreamsofthee asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to go and choose ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
Dec 28th
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“What are you an ANIMAL? HOW DID I RAISE YOU?”
–  My mother, finding me eating the cookie dough batter out of the mixer she was just using
Dec 28th
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A really long (yet comedic) rant about my family.
I have twelve relatives coming over tonight for dinner. Let me just spell out for you. Obviously, winter break/holiday time is a time where family comes together and celebrates whatever they celebrate and has fun and there’s food and well, you all know the drill. And usually I’m quite safe because we go up to New York for winter break and can distance myself from crazy family...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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qwertyoctopus asked: If only we lived near each other we could have an amazing Sherlock party in January for Season 2. This strikes me as something you'd totally be into.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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In other news,
the Cats video is DONE and looks amazing. I just have to fiddle with the sizing because iMovie decided to flatten everything out into super-mega-widescreen and make everybody look like pancakes, but at least the movie and editing itself is great! But, I’ve had a shitty night health-wise so I’m going to go the fuck to sleep and not stay up until 4am (like I have lately). So with that...
Dec 28th
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hey kate
stale pants fungus beef cornish pixies 2 pages about kreacher? black family foreplay? snake tits o k
Dec 28th
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